Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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