some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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