My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Just pee around me
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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