great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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