Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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