no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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