You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I have already put on my inside pants.
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