So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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