Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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