what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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