I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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