This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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