I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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