if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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