She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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