Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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