I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
