It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Randomize
