your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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