that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
