U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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