Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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