So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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