Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Nicole vs. Life
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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