They should really pass out barf bags in church
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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