my phone needs a breathalizer
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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