ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
My ass is underappreciated
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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