you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize