is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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