Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
