Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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