kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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