I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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