Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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