I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
