I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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