Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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