my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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