Sponge bath it is.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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