And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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