Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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