found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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