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After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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