is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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