So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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