Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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