i don't plan on having that self control this summer
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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