Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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