is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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