Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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