This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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